Escaping Reality

Hi! Name's Jackie. Thanks for stopping by. I am a Librarian's Associate at a smallish library. I enjoy many different things usually of the geek variety and brushing up on my baking. Hope you like the weird mix of reblogs.
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Interviewer: Did you do a lot of your own stunts?

Anthony Mackie: I did a bunch of the stuff leading up to the stunts. I tried to do one stunt and I ran into a parked car, face-first.

Interviewer: The directors were telling me— I asked if there were any close calls and that was the one situation they brought up!

AM: [Laughs] No, but they tricked me. First of all, no one— if I tell you to fly, you’re not going to know how to fly ‘cause as humans, we don’t fly. So they tell me they’re going to raise me up ten feet and let me go. I swing in, land on my feet, and walk and talk…. so they pulled me up ten feet and said ‘how do you feel?’ and I said ‘I feel good!’ But I keep going up! They pull me up forty feet off the ground and I’m like ‘THIS DOESN’T FEEL RIGHT!’ [Laughs] And they let me go. And I’m coming down at like….mach 2, right? And I look at Chris [Evans]’s face and he goes… “You’re going to die.”

-Anthony Mackie, interview with Access Hollywood

Guys, watch this WHOLE THING. He’s fucking hilarious. 

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Second the rec for the video, Mackie’s retelling of this story is fucking GOLD

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HAVE YOU EVER BEEN PUNCHED IN THE FACE BY A VAN

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rageprufrock:

superscldiers:

OH MY GOD HE IS THE HOT TEACHER YES HOT TEACHER CHRIS EVANS AU I NEED IT

I literally said out loud at my computer: “His momma taught him so well. Look at how nicely his shirt’s tucked in.”

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My Favorite Things Meme | [7/10] Characters

“Let’s be honest. If I can make mushed carrots seem better than a boob, I can pretty much sell anything.”

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dragonlordoferebor:

elvenkingthrandy:

thecumbercookieaboveallothers:

mindtriggers:

THIS WILL BE SUCH A LONG MARATHON AND I AM SO READY

That’s prob about 12 hours

extended lotr alone is 11 hours and 22 minutes.

to watch the extended versions of both the hobbit and lord of the rings it would take roughly 20 hours i can’t wait 

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teddvaltman:

poopflow:

shout out to all the people still following me even though im a fucking idiot

image

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heartscale:

i can’t believe quizilla is shutting down… now how am i supposed to find out what anime elemental girl i am or who my yu-gi-oh boyfriend is

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i-want-my-iwtv:

ohioisonfiire

I’ve met some pricks in my time but you are the fucking 

cactus.

[X]

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reversingyourpolarity:

Anxiety is like perpetually hearing the boss/enemy music but never seeing the threat.

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casdeanbutts:

there are two sides to jensen ackles

theres the male model with fanfiction green eyes: image

and then theres: image

and damn it i love them both 

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fernweh [feyrn-vey]
(noun) This wonderful, untranslatable German word describes the feeling of homesickness for a far away land, a place you have never visited. Do not confuse this with the english word, wanderlust; Fernweh is much more profound, it is the feeling of an unsatisfied urge to escape and discover new places, almost a sort of sadness. You miss a place you have never experienced, as opposed to lusting over it or desiring it like wanderlust. You are seeking freedom and self-discovery, but not a particular home.   (via mirroir)

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greenekangaroo:

mrs-jack-turner:

maskednocturnalvigilantism:

paramaline:

shout out to thorin oakenshield for getting lost in the shire not once, but twice

#not all those who wander are lost #(but some are)

too majestic to ask for directions

Even the ring wraiths asked for directions.

Even the ring wraiths asked for directions 

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yoncehaunted:

*SHOUTING TO THE HEAVENS*

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baluchx:

this accurately describes my life.

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prrb:

please turn on the audio for this

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thatfunnyblog:

Babies sneezing is the best thing

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